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thanatopsic:

f-yeah-americanhorrorstory:

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I wonder who this actress is. I can only imagine her on the phone talking about this. “Mom, I got the part! Yeah, I’m gonna be finger blasted by Evan Peters’ prosthetic mutated claw! I have to call grandma and tell her the good news.”

Oh my god

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commonbee:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

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urtube:

Bye
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eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.

eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.

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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer

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yoncevevo:

*listens to Ariana Grande once*
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judqeable:

this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok

judqeable:

this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok

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geekycrap:

harrygomeme:

Look at this purebread puppy

i’m done

geekycrap:

harrygomeme:

Look at this purebread puppy

i’m done

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marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

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shaun-alejandro:

shmurdapunk:

magnacarterholygrail:

kneecapitator:

This is golden.


the elemelons

stop this meme

Lmao hell

shaun-alejandro:

shmurdapunk:

magnacarterholygrail:

kneecapitator:

This is golden.

the elemelons

stop this meme

Lmao hell

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negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

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thelezb0:

The answer..

thelezb0:

The answer..

(Source: vejiga.net, via dreamdesigner)

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